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Kofi and the Blue Hats

I've always found their sky-blue helmets fetching, but do we really think even 15,000 third world soldiers are an effective antidote to a raging, metastisizing plague whose overarching goal is the extermination of all things jewish? 

As any clear thinker surely sees, the crux of any "ceasefire" agreement is the complete disarmament and neutralization of Hezbollah -- let them confine themselves exclusively to running hospitals.  But implementing this all-important aspect of the current agreement is laid in the hands of Secretary-General Annan, who is directed "to develop proposals within 30 days for the disarmament of [the] militia."

Forgive me for saying so but it doesn't sound terribly promising.



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Yes Virginia, There Are Good Muslims

MI5 tells us this whole investigation began last year when the London bus bombings prompted a helpful Muslim to tip the Bobbies off to something suspicious. 

Like the campus radicals of the '60's a crazed minority gets all the press, but there are other, sane-minded individuals...

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Proper Breeding

Remember all those nasty experiments Hitler did to breed gorillas and humans together into a Nazi Super Soldier?  Well, the University of Edinburgh, who brought us Dolly the sheep, still thinks it's a good idea.

Not to promote Nazism, of course.  No, no.  And certainly not to make a better soldier.  Who would want that??

But objecting to a Scottish government report that suggested combining animals and people might be a bit rash, Dr. Ian Wilmut (Dolly's dad) cried out in shock and alarm, "By casting a negative light on a number of important research opportunities, this report may limit medical progress."

Don't worry: Regulations on which humans should be joined to what beasts may be issued as early as October.


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Desperate Extremists

Since there essentially aren't any liquids you can mix from pop bottles without blowing yourself to Jahannam, this plot tells me loony Islamic Supremacist sects are getting desperate.  I also notice Britain isn't letting any flights in from Tel Aviv at the moment. 

Wouldn't be a bit surprised if the formula they were using was Al-Qaeda Seltzer plus Hezbollah Cola.




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The Infantile Party

In riding Mr. Lieberman out on a rail the Democrats have gotten rid of the last grown-up in the party.  This is a process that's been taking place with ever-growing, snowball-like acceleration for some time.

You may recall that some time ago the hoary head commanded respect and sat conveniently in the gate or in a governmental office to dispense wisdom.  This configuration lasted for sometime. 

After the two World Wars though all the young men who'd saved the world twice for democracy began to gain the ascendency.  The wisdom of age was listened to, but more and more benignly neglected.  From there on out those truly listened to slowly became younger, until the all-out cannonball run into infantilism came to the fore simultaneous with baby boomers in increasing positions of power.

I track this decline by observing Superman.  The Superman in the comic books and 1950's TV was a Super MAN.  Lois Lane, Lex Luther, Perry White and the rest were adults too.  Only Jimmy Olson was a kid.  By the early '80's the estimable Christopher Reeves played the Man of Steel as a late-20's young man. 

TV's Superboy, Lois & Clark and Smallville led the way into the position we're in now: That Superman is the same age Jimmy Olson was previously.

Adult men, let alone greyheads, are now the ones benignly ignored.   Older folk tend still to hold high political office, but they need to spout the same hysterical, superficial nonsense the dominant demographic does.  Attempting to put forward ancient verities will earn you the bum's rush. 

As Mr. Lieberman found out when he joined the ghosts of Scoop Jackson and Daniel P. Moynihan last night. 

The only saving grace: One small part of the Democrat electorate still had enough brains to dump Cynthia McKinney. 


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Doc Opens a New Office

Dr. Darius J. Diatribe here.  As a world renowned Societal Proctologist, I've been examining the world and prescribing cultural purgatives on the 'Net since 2001 and elsewhere before that -- whether the patients liked it or not (see here and here for various gory details). 

After a long web publishing respite I could resist no longer and had to jump into the swirling maelstrom once more.  And where better to hang out a new shingle than Townhall.com.  These Hugh Hewitt and Bill Bennett fellows are young whipper-snappers; probably never knew Benjamin Harrison at all.  But they know the ancient verities from which all effective cultural medicines need to be concocted. 

So I decided to set up my new office here.  Now, no more time to waste.  Got to get busy administering the enema of Truth to a constipated world!


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